never far from moon

mileysbonghit:

me after I cum 

I don’t think I’ve ever smiled afterward It’s actually more like a scowl followed by self-disgust. 

clairesawyer:

is there anything cuter than boys i don’t think so

Girls.

teapayne:

If you win American idol congratulations, you went from being a nobody to being a nobody that has met Ryan seacrest

h0odrich:

i call my eyebrows romeo and juliet because they’re not allowed to be together.

I’m taking a plane to Las Vegas in two days.

So.

Just so yer fer knowin’.